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Long hair, big willy. What more could you ask for?

Blancmange means to win the Wimbledon. The problem is that Blancmange, like most dairy products is not very good at playing tennis and would have no chance of winning a tennis match against anyone but a Scotsman. Blancmange has a ray-gun for just this wee problem. Blancmange will win the Wimbledon.

Blancmanges From Outer Space is one of my favourite Monty Python skit.

Most people know me as Daniel Neville, a fairly inconspicuous Earth name, though they resort to Blancmange when there are far too many people named Daniel, Dan or Danny in one place.

I'm a rampant, often-naked gay longhaired and bearded free-love hippy. As to be expected, I fancy the company of longhaired, bearded men. Especially if they're into being as rampant and naked in the great outdoors as I am.

My e-mail address is...

...except for the spurious numerals and punctuation characters designed to foil the e-mail address harvesters used by spammers.

If I don't know you already and you want to send e-mail to me, you'll have a good chance of getting past my aggressive spam filters if you include the magic word in the body of the message. The magic word for this week is:

Hopefully them I'll be able to add you to my whitelist.